By lilipalmer - 13/02/2015 06:44 - France

Today, I awoke after 4 hours of surgery. The male nurse taking care of me is cute, very cute. I'm trying my best to seem fine and dandy when he tells me that I can't eat anything before my next poop, adding, "And don't flush it, OK? I need to check." FML
I agree, your life sucks 523
You deserved it 56
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Welshite 39

He's a nurse, and it's professional. Medical staff are used to so many bodily functions that this isn't something to be embarrassed about.

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CDobs 8

Maybe he's checking it to decide whether or not he wants to go out with you. Maybe he's just really into poop.

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thejonac 21

it's his job + it shows he cares so gfy OP

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badmandilon 19

#20, I think #17 meant "Good For You", not "Go F*** Yourself"

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usmcmischief 9

Wow. I read this as "good for you", like #63 said.

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peggscott 14

He's just doing his job OP, but when you are better, and if you do ask him out, then you know for sure that it's love??

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gearhead369 20

It's just poop, don't sweat it. Hope your surgery went well, OP

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vikky538 28

may be after checking it out he might fall for you...isn't it romantic....would be a good story to tell your kids how you fall in love ..

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ndnpride88 25

Well isn't that shitty lol

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Exodiafinder687 58

He wants to check your poop and he hasn't even bought you dinner yet? Sounds like homeboy is a player.

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gracehi 31

Maybe OP could turn this situation into a come-on / joke. "You want to check out my poop? What kind of girl do you think I am? You're gonna have to buy me dinner first."

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gracehi 31

Aw, but then he'll just say she's not allowed to eat anything before her next poop. Oh well. Maybe a movie without dinner?

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gracehi 31

Nonsense. I have never pooped. Not even once.

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brittaaany_93 38

Girls don't poo :/ I thought everyone knew that?

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birdybirdchirp 18

@45 I once heard one fart.. mind to explain that?

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katydid91 31

It was a brain fart

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be82tw 17

@32 Or the less popular Nobody Poops But You.

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BuckNekkid 22

so he made you 'flush' by telling you not to flush

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