Transportation: Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not...

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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You deserved it 13 245

By Dentedbumper - 07/03/2019 14:00

Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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You deserved it 2 805

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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You deserved it 231

By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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You deserved it 1 097

By shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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By slapstick1982 - 30/05/2024 03:00 - United States - Port Washington

Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML

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You deserved it 266

By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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You deserved it 23 598

By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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You deserved it 2 191

corruptionoflol 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:57

learn to drive

Dukedj 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:52

That sucks, maybe you shouldn't have been such an idiot though...

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the_huldra 1

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:45

You have to be either Asian or Canadian.

PulselCie 3

Friday 17 June 2011 0:31

Dumbass!

bobbybill0519 7

Friday 11 November 2011 3:51

Today, some bastard crashed his car into mine while I was parked. It wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't the only car in the parking lot. FML

badluckdawson 19

Monday 8 July 2013 15:29

Fail

Zerizle 19

Saturday 19 July 2014 10:28

are you tina belcher?

WoldowJR 25

Sunday 27 July 2014 4:55

Tina?

Paws_Cat 29

Wednesday 27 May 2015 12:40

Like a glove.

coolkat8165 3

Thursday 30 June 2016 18:53

Are you Tina Belcher?

nentenkupo 16

Sunday 7 January 2018 18:41

Everyone saying he should have been looking behind him...how do you know he wasn't? He could just have poor depth perception...

And1 12

Sunday 7 November 2021 14:31

It’s their fault for parking behind you.

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