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By Major3 - 11/03/2013 02:16 - United States

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML
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miz_kamakazi 11

YDI. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Hope she leaves your ass.

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AkshaySauce 5

There is a special place in hell for people like you. I'm ashamed to be of the same species as pigs like you.

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HandsomeRatch 20

Poor kid, having to live with the fact that his daddy is an asshole. I hope your wife leaves your cheating ass, OP. YFDI.

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SweetlyPsycho 4

Two people I feel bad for: 1) Your wife And 2) The poor teen girl you knocked up Jeez I hope she files for a divorce and lose custody to the child you have conceived in another woman!

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iamyummylicious 14

Teen girl? And you should be most concerned for the welfare of the child. They're a defenseless victim.

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Silverangel007 3

YDI, dumb ass. You are a lying bastard who deserves all the missery coming your way. I hope she leaves you and that the kid hates your gut for being such a tool and a bad role model.Why did you marry her if you didn't think she was enough for you? I hope you rot in hell, jerk.

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miSsFlien 15

You should be ashamed of yourself. And trying to get sympathy is horrible! YOU did something wrong, TERRIBLY WRONG! YDI big time, you ******* scumbag.

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damnu 3

Come on, people, why are so prude, judging and all ? You don't know the circumstances. What if he had the the baby before the relationship and the marriage, and the girl just told him ? Why are you reacting like little ******* ? I feel ashamed for you. Humanity did not evolved since bible times...

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ajeppsen 25

For the woman to get knocked up he would've found our soon enough he basically dodged the pregnancy and married Someone else

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DjeePee 24

"Come on, people, why are so prude, judging and all ? " No, the real question is why you are unable to read a simple FML. What exactly do you not understand about 'Today, I became a father (and the mother is not my wife)'? If your brain translates that into 'Today, I found out that my girlfriend of twenty years ago was pregnant at that time. My wife-of-five-years is shocked. FML', there's something wrong with you, not with us.

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CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

You Deserve it Cheating Asshole! I hope you at least do the right thing with that love child and support him, it's not his fault you're cheater! And you shouldn't be posting on here, your wife should its a FHL!

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Feverrotes 15

Although I didn't, I love the people who moderate in all these obvious YDIs because I get to kick back and watch as the people of FML grill OP like a chestnut over open fire.

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