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By Major3 - 11/03/2013 02:16 - United States

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML
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miz_kamakazi 11

YDI. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Hope she leaves your ass.

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AkshaySauce 5

There is a special place in hell for people like you. I'm ashamed to be of the same species as pigs like you.

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jojimugo 20

And that's why there is a difference between being a man and being a male. Ps You are a MALE

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Pandacupcakelove 26

YDI! You're nothing but a cheating pig! I hate all cheaters! Burn in hell!

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pondermuse 5

FML the unborn child's life. You are a destroyer of life. You are a turd.

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darkmis1 17

YDI for cheating on your wife. I hope she leaves you and takes everything you've got. You also deserve it because that kid is gonna grow up and eventually find out he was conceived in a cheating relationship.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I swear, there needs to be harsher punishments for adultery, considering that marriage is a legal commitment, which is something that you have to honor when you make one.

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