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By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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By ohmy. - 27/12/2010 17:52 - United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2015 01:33 - United States - Hayward

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML

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By pain - 26/02/2010 10:23 - Japan

Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML

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By 1234 - 11/07/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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SebastianG 2

Monday 26 March 2012 16:02

Though sickness and in health right?

ohmandapants 16

Monday 26 March 2012 16:03

Yeah. She burped because her fiancé is ugly. That makes sense.

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ragingdepression 4

Monday 26 March 2012 16:09

was one of the vows to cherish and to [insert belch noise here]?

mjoyn98 1

Monday 26 March 2012 16:09

Kind of embarrassing but hopefully it'll turn into something you'll look back on ad laugh about later(:

dabomb1463 0

Monday 26 March 2012 16:10

I least you didn't fart I guess.

derkster 6

Monday 26 March 2012 19:56

Love the ur pic aha funny ass txt

micahsmommy 13

Monday 26 March 2012 16:10

He was marrying you for your bubbly personality anyways. You were just a little extra bubbly from all the excitement.

GothicAngel17 24

Monday 26 March 2012 16:13

Send it to Funniest Home Videos lol! At least you'll be able to look at it and laugh, along with a good portion of the population :P

rocoskewl14 3

Monday 26 March 2012 18:23

Actually. That's a good idea.

PandaSpots 10

Monday 26 March 2012 23:07

I know this is really creepy and stalkerish but I read your profile and saw that youre a writer on wattpad. What stories did you write?

Gondile 4

Tuesday 27 March 2012 5:34

Her name is GothicAngel... You sure you wanna see what she writes?

GothicAngel17 24

Wednesday 28 March 2012 5:17

A sci fi I started called "Opression: Hope Will Die When We Do" two very different vamp stories called "Behind Those Crimson Eyes" and "Scarlet Moon Rising" and I started a fantasy called "The Scrolls of Darthmyre". Look me up if you want, my username is Panthera-Lupus :)

GothicAngel17 24

Wednesday 28 March 2012 5:19

Just because I chose a silly username when I was going through a teenage phase doesn't mean I'm sadistic :P

BunBunBabe 8

Monday 26 March 2012 16:19

Haha doesn't ruin the wedding at all

DontForgetMe4 0

Monday 26 March 2012 16:20

Doesn't matter, still got married. Seriously OP, its not that bad, easily forgotten.

jellyD 1

Monday 26 March 2012 16:28

Sweet! Gotta love a bride who can belt out a belch "I do" Hey there.sexy, your name Fiona???

KiwiKitten 2

Monday 26 March 2012 16:32

It'll be memorable, at least.

G0odgrief 0

Monday 26 March 2012 16:35

I have never seen so many thumbs down on one page before

TheCaterpiller 6

Monday 26 March 2012 17:06

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