By Midion - 11/07/2016 22:52 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I biked to the lake. And by "to" I mean "into". With my phone in my jacket and my laptop in my backpack. FML
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Midion 6

Sorry for the typo. I had this funny adventure and I didn't want to open an account to share it. By the way, I do exist in Milton (Cambridshire), and the lake was in Mill Road, Cambridge. I had to f***ing bike 20 minutes back home totally wet. Luckily my impermeable jacket and my rain-proof backpack saved my electronics.... Let's make a laugh together on it! Cheers, El Midion (this name is obviously not real, I don't wanna tell you my real one! XD)

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Stop trying to catch Pokémon and pay attention.

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SauceySarah 30

Reminds me of that Office scene where Michael drives into the lake because his GPS told him to.

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nightjay 21

I have the feels for you OP. But the real question is: did you catch that magikarp?

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Le_ponderer 14

Umm, there's this thing called a brake... if that fails, the next best option is to take a fall. Unless you were going downhill...

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KingKralj 31

There should be a back story to this, eh?

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KingKralj 31

There should be a back story to this, eh?

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meegal 12

Arrive alive! Don't pokemon go and drive!

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amazingandrogen 3

Be honest.. were you playing p.Go?

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donkmomes 6

I'll take a shit that never happened for 500

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iamdman 22

Unless you were avoiding a car, baby in a stroller or some other noble self sacrifice it has to be a YDI. situational awareness and bike maintenance fall on riders. That lake didn't jump in your path.

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sturschaedel 27

You are absolutely right, but now I have that mental image of a lake cowering behind a shrub next to a road, waiting to jump in front of some unsuspecting cyclist. Can somebody please make this into a cartoon?

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