By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 738 475
You deserved it 495 637
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

alley_cat_118 0

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

238 7

Comments

bebexsmile 0

Omgosh that's horrible .. I feel bad for you

1 0
Funny_Guy 0

That's that new age white people shit :)

1 1
chowasz 0

I just signed up for this to say: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

1 1
Hagen09 0

YES! #198 ... triggered my gag reflexes.

1 1
theowlandwasp 0

That is so ******* disgusting. Oh my God. hahaha.

1 1
theowlandwasp 0

But yeah, I also signed up to say the same thing. dang.

1 1
elanajoy 0

lol @ #13! I have done that too before though, I feel your pain. hella nasty! gahhh, I know everybody is like "ewwww made me gag blah blah blah" well shiiiiiiyat! Imagine if it happened to YOU! Man, I almost threw up.

1 1
louyfi85 0

EW EW EW EW E EW EW EWEW~~~~~~!!!!! You're like a zit vampire or something. LOL

1 1