By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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alley_cat_118 0

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

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MrFunktastick 0

Um why does your bf have zits on his neck, get a new one.

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Jenny_25 0

Its not like when you making out or w/e you look around your boyfriends face and neck to check that he has clear skin. That kind of thing isnt usually on my mind...but dude thats disgusting

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tmforeignguy 0

I gagged a little bit. And, generally, gross things don't faze me. *shuddershudder*

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foldsfan92 0

...why were you biting his neck that hard in the first place?

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shawwty 0

EWWWWWWW im sorry thats just discusting i feel sorry for you

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troggy 0

I just popped a pimple and tasted it. I now feel even worse for you. The lesson here: Be shallow.

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bakersdozen 0

well you'd think you could at least look where you're going... your fault for being stupid

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