Miscellaneous: Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a...

By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 17:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 14:52 - United States - Dallas

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By xXRowynXx - 05/09/2010 19:20 - Canada

Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML

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By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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I WISH!

By goodlord12 - 17/01/2013 07:53 - United States - Branson

Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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UpsidedownKayak 9

Sunday 16 January 2011 22:35

Wear a purple suit, put on some white make up and have fun with it. Really, it's not that serious.

phorest 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 22:31

The added "LMFAO" eliminated any chance of you being funny.

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alicec123 0

Monday 17 January 2011 18:56

why is this an FML? what did you expect? and if you keep dying your hair, it will get even worse- learn you lesson the first time round

krato 0

Monday 17 January 2011 19:17

hhahahahh

Lifes_a_bust 0

Monday 17 January 2011 21:54

Hun, you need to use blue toner, it is mention to get out that nasty green tint.

FML858 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 6:04

So did yur hair start singing "JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURN" yes,I fail.

idqafukk 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 8:50

I eh

idqafukk 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 8:54

I did the EXACT same thinq :( I feel for yuh ...my hair is sooo fried lol like noodles D: yuh should buy the 28 day semi.permanent hair dye. no damaqe at all (: promisee!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 18 January 2011 12:38

Once again. Q =/= G. What is with you people?!

Fsvb 32

Tuesday 18 January 2011 15:31

YDI for faking a hair color.

irockfendergirl 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 11:37

I think we should just nuke Canada with an A-Bomb. We can all sit and laugh while we watch them get radiation poisoning, and watch their skin melt off of their bodies. Worthless Canadians.....