By Extravirgin - 16/12/2014 12:01 - Germany - Munich

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Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML
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sophiehelen 32

Oh man that's pretty bad I won't lie. I feel sorry for you dude

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CaptainPicard 3

Everybody is assuming that he came. What if he just crapped his pants? Makes ya think which is worse huh?

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Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5

Please do teach me!

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nitrog100 21

Oh no. Getting off while spooning with someone you're in a physical relationship with. What a nightmare.

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HighasaCloud 46

Except he isn't, as stated by the name.

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MrCantgetright 4

the red light girls are really good at their jobs aren't they. I hope you tipped her.

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shfs2010 4

Damn. Feel bad for your lady. The avg guy blows with in 2 mins. The avg girl orgasms with in 7 mins. You do the math.

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amazinghermit 14

Naked spooning? Nobody likes a surprise back load on their back. In fact nobody does.

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VeganDarkLight 31

I would love a surprise load on my back (if it was from the right guy). So don't speak for everybody please.

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Badkarma4u 17

Same thing happend to me OP. I married her. I still get turned on rubbing against that butt 12 years later, and she knows it.

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noellebelle626 19

I can say that's happened to my ex with me. So don't feel bad

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cornyrob 33

Well, I hope you enjoyed your climax. I hope it'll be better if she gets an active part.

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