By Extravirgin - 16/12/2014 12:01 - Germany - Munich

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Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML
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thevelociraptor 31

Idk why people are down voting #60. Op never specified a gender. I hope y'all aren't being sexist.

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VeganDarkLight 31

That would be homophobia, not sexism I think. But yeah, you're right, it could have been a guy as well.

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robd007 20

I don't think a girl would say that she "blew a load." lol

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thevelociraptor 31

Nope sexism can happen to men as well. The word is just more commonly used with women.

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604 11

Give OP the benefit of the doubt; maybe they were ladling? Ladle = a deep spoon.

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salamancer 11

Nice guys are supposed to cuddle, but also supposed to finish last. Seems like you can't win op

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Fou_Lou 20

So? Continue Spooning. Give her/him a good time if you both want to actually have sex and when youre done with pleasuring her/him youre ready to go again.

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CoGhostRider 31

And yes I will use this any chance I get.

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Ki11erC 18

Aww. Go back to your cave, the writings on the wall don't combo break.

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VeganDarkLight 31

Doesn't matter, had sex? Oh wait... No, seriously, if I was that girl I would've taken it as a compliment. But if it bothers you that much, just ********** the next time before meeting her, it might help. And if she laughed at you or something alike, she isn't worth it.

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CoGhostRider 31

So if I can from looking at your profile you would find that a compliment? Uh, Not saying I did I'm just trying out your logic.

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VeganDarkLight 31

Would be weird since I didn't even upload any pics, but go for it if you like...

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Crypticedge 6

I think more of free was referring to since you're a girl and you'd find it a complement, not anything about your looks. I know when I finish earlier than planned, I finish my girl off, and then sometimes I'm ready again.

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VeganDarkLight 31

That first sentence of your comment confuses me :D I've had guys cumming pretty fast, during foreplay or within the first seconds of "the act" and I've always taken it as some kind of compliment. I really don't get what's so embarassing about it to a lot of people. I once even had to comfort my partner, he was seriously close to crying because it made him "feel unmanly". Like you said, you can almost always go for a second round, and if not there are other ways to please a women.

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