By Ashamed - 20/04/2012 07:34 - United States - Somerville

Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML
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perdix 29

Is that by Skrillex? So, you do an embarrassing thing in the present to erase embarrassing things from your past? Looks like you've set up an infinite loop.

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ClaremoreZebra 8

Dafuq? I'm sorry, just try and train yourself to forget those embarrassments and do it in private. In your house, or your room. Good luck OP!

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nicholasj96 9

I do the same thing !

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Flomega 3

I do this, too. XD Sometimes I wave my arms a bit as well.

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bubo_fml 10

Next time, Take a slightly different approach. Put both hands in your pockets and have a very visable game of 'pocket pool' ...That ought to cancel out any previously embarrassing incidents...

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kalbrek009 20

you don't think that blurting out what you did isn't embarrassing in & of itself? Do you have something else you blurt out to try to forget that as well? Maybe something like "deet da dee!" lol. YDI.

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shawnaishere 14

I wonder what you'll say when you remember this embarrassing moment.

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Levvy 22

That's a recipe for an infinite loop if I ever heard one.

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Knash 3

I do this too! I thought I was the only one. Phew.

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Evoke 0

So you shout out something embarrassing when you remember something embarrassing that you've done? Paradox!?

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jazzy_123 20

Haha what a loser!

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