By Ashamed - 20/04/2012 07:34 - United States - Somerville

Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML
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perdix 29

Is that by Skrillex? So, you do an embarrassing thing in the present to erase embarrassing things from your past? Looks like you've set up an infinite loop.

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ClaremoreZebra 8

Dafuq? I'm sorry, just try and train yourself to forget those embarrassments and do it in private. In your house, or your room. Good luck OP!

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GimmeFive 10

Wouldn't u just be adding more embarrassing experiences?

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shannonjnae2706 0

Tell people you're prepping for open mic night at an absynthe bar.

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pompousjackass 10

Glad I'm not the only one that does this!

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MissAzolee 10

wow my grandpa says that exact same quote at random times!! im not kidding lol is that from somewhere?

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MarcyPlace 2

I do this too. Except most of the time I blurt out a cuss word combined with some other random word. Last time it was '' ******' shit master!''.... Some times these ebarrasing thought haven't even happened.... they are scenarios I have made up.

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ToewsIsMyBro19 6

I do that too. man its a pain when u remember what you did. FYL

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usmcwiff 0

I personally think it's awesome. I was looking for a "like" button, and was disappointed by my only two options. Hrrm.

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basil55_fml 0

I do the same thing! usually I just blurt out what I'm doing at the moment in a sing song voice. I do it without even realizing it

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