Miscellaneous: Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out...

By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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By Krule - 04/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Redding

Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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By Melinie - 24/06/2012 03:23 - United States

Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML

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By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 23:05 - Netherlands

Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By dgilbs - 27/08/2012 14:50 - United States - Cheboygan

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML

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Classic case of the Mondays

By Anonymous - 06/05/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML

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By snowbunny - 12/02/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, I bundled up to shovel my car out of almost 2 feet of snow, only to find my car was gone. I ran into the nearby police station to report my stolen car. The policeman trudged down with me to get a report. I had parked my car on the other side of the street. FML

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hihihi002 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:26

you suck.

jlynn91 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:33

YDI for using the phrase "find the car stolen". Impossible.

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lxNDirishxl 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 6:13

thats wat the car alarm is for

Neferria 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 6:51

How dense are you? Next time, pay attention to where you park first.

Ksoccerplayer 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 6:53

double checking is cool..

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:24

Definitely a guy; check the name, dumbasses. If it was a woman, she'd probably forget to click male AND add "boy" to the name. Memory is obviously not his/her strong suit. However, the OP gets enough bonus points for the use of the word sensecent to make up for the stupidity of calling the cops. Congrats-- you come out even today.

kkhawkins 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 19:59

To all those who made comments to the effect that I cannot read, need to check their own reading. I didn't say anything about it being a mistake, I said she was too embarrassed to admit that she is in fact female. And as for being a virgin/single? I am married. Good job further proving how stupid you bitches can really be.

fmlfmlfml15 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 21:45

1. so because the OP made a stupid mistake, it obviously means he's a female????? 2. Either you are lying about being married so people would assume that you are a virgin/single, or your wife is an ignorant weakling who you verbally abuse on a daily basis, because she does not see what arrogant sexist bastard you really are. And i hope, if you are really married, that she finally gets some sense and leaves you