Miscellaneous: Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard...

By NiquetChrome - 14/04/2013 23:18 - France

Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML

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You deserved it 14 092

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2013 10:30 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 337

You deserved it 14 718

By Nickname - 28/07/2011 02:02 - United States

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 972

You deserved it 6 259

By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 766

You deserved it 2 008

By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 759

You deserved it 8 892

It'll be a Vlog next

By elliebellie - 21/03/2021 00:28 - Australia

Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML

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You deserved it 220

By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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You deserved it 19 438

By Sadmom - 17/09/2009 23:58 - United States

Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML

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You deserved it 5 356

By Kay - 02/06/2013 19:00 - India - Nagari

Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 274

You deserved it 6 495

By Dana - 16/11/2018 15:30

Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML

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You deserved it 3 448

By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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You deserved it 3 486

RainbowDashie140 12

Monday 15 April 2013 3:21

He needs to stop dipping his fingers in syrup.

HockeyGal1107 14

Monday 15 April 2013 3:21

Awkward...

Comments

a_frogg 9

Monday 15 April 2013 3:23

That's gross but YDI for not asking first.

tenfiftynine 12

Monday 15 April 2013 4:14

Maybe OP asked and her son forgot.

BellaBelle_fml 23

Monday 15 April 2013 6:17

Where in the FML does it say that the OP didn't ask first?

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Monday 15 April 2013 3:25

WebsitesNeedToChooseShorterURLs.com :3

FluffyWizdom 15

Monday 15 April 2013 3:26

the sticky keyboard could be from eating in front of the computer

sacmaster 11

Monday 15 April 2013 5:10

Definitely agree. Who in his right mind would just 'release' all over his keyboard and not wipe it up? I feel as though neglecting to do so would ultimately damage the computer. Unless the whole process of jizzing where one ought not **** is part of the dude's fantasy :P.

182crazyking 9

Monday 15 April 2013 3:27

cleanyourkeyboard.org/glue

poodle_juice 17

Monday 15 April 2013 3:29

At least you didn't have to pull a pube out from between the keys.

jackiemora 18

Monday 15 April 2013 3:29

Is it really true about sticky keys?! Cause I mean c'mon guys that's gross!

gc327072 30

Monday 15 April 2013 3:51

Is what true?

Llamacod 11

Monday 15 April 2013 4:21

You know... That sticky keys are... Sticky.

g0dless 15

Monday 15 April 2013 3:30

Oh come on it could be from anything, it's stupid to eat infront of the computer but I know I'm guilty of this, don't be so quick to judge. I'm pretty sure he'd wash/wipe his hands if otherwise.

Llamacod 11

Monday 15 April 2013 4:23

I'm sure he would wash/wipe his hands after... The problem would be the errant globs of semen that would land on the keyboard and not getting wiped off.

g0dless 15

Monday 15 April 2013 5:55

Tissues do exist for a reason, if he truly is getting it all over the keyboard then we have ourselves an issue. No grown person should be that idiotic.

beanthemouse 13

Monday 15 April 2013 3:30

Eating lollipops at the laptop again I see... Buylollipops.com

NoDontKillMe 19

Monday 15 April 2013 3:30

And you decided to put it on FML? I would've liked his side of the story better: "Today I let my parent use my computer and they confronted me about my Sticky Keys... FML"