Miscellaneous: Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard... - FML

By NiquetChrome - 14/04/2013 23:18 - France

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Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2013 10:30 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML

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By Nickname - 28/07/2011 02:02 - United States

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Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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By elliebellie - 21/03/2021 00:28 - Australia

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Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

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Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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By Sadmom - 17/09/2009 23:58 - United States

Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML

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By Kay - 02/06/2013 19:00 - India - Nagari

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Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML

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By Dana - 16/11/2018 15:30

Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

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Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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RainbowDashie140 12

Monday 15 April 2013 3:21

He needs to stop dipping his fingers in syrup.

HockeyGal1107 14

Monday 15 April 2013 3:21

Awkward...

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_Princess_Peach_ 9

Monday 15 April 2013 22:10

Give it back to him with 10 tabs of **** open, then he will think the sticky was you.

crackpotL 33

Monday 15 April 2013 23:35

Help him out wash it with soap and water.

RogueWarrior869 23

Tuesday 16 April 2013 0:00

I can't agree with the jumped conclusion here. Keyboards can get sticky from spilled soda, certain foods and so on. I suggest a can of air and some rubbing alcohol. That's the best for cleaning keyboards.

girlymae 12

Tuesday 16 April 2013 0:59

It's obviously from him eating candy in front of the computer.. Right?...

Scattertom 12

Tuesday 16 April 2013 2:10

It's probably just some soda or something. I mean, I wouldn't leave that kind of thing on my keyboard...

trivel64 16

Tuesday 16 April 2013 3:50

39 - The shaft key. I'm laughing so hard.

Pensu 12

Tuesday 16 April 2013 4:04

Gross. I mean wanking is perfectly natural but come on man, not ON THE KEYBOARD. Find a sock or something!

admiralfeb 13

Tuesday 16 April 2013 18:42

Could have been soda.

Markuskacz 4

Wednesday 17 April 2013 1:55

he could have spilt juice on it you know...

chuckcloninger 12

Wednesday 17 April 2013 8:45

I hope you washed your hands thoroughly when you finished?

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