Miscellaneous: Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard...

By NiquetChrome - 14/04/2013 23:18 - France

Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2013 10:30 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML

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By Nickname - 28/07/2011 02:02 - United States

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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By elliebellie - 21/03/2021 00:28 - Australia

Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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By Sadmom - 17/09/2009 23:58 - United States

Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML

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By Kay - 02/06/2013 19:00 - India - Nagari

Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML

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By Dana - 16/11/2018 15:30

Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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Monday 15 April 2013 3:21

He needs to stop dipping his fingers in syrup.

HockeyGal1107 14

Monday 15 April 2013 3:21

Awkward...

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spazz666 18

Monday 15 April 2013 13:09

Is it weird that my first thought was gamer fuel? Maybe I just play too much WoW...

RoseBlack123 37

Monday 15 April 2013 13:19

Ew that's disgusting, he should really keep his laptop clean

KingMomo360 13

Monday 15 April 2013 14:38

At first I thought you meant sticky keys as in the keyboard setting, but now I think it might be semen.

bluehero 17

Monday 15 April 2013 15:36

I have a sticky keyboard and I've never used it for that, just have a bunch of food, that could be a possibility.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Monday 15 April 2013 16:12

I'd tap that.......key.

TheChillyBoy88 6

Monday 15 April 2013 16:33

Awful aim on his part. Are you sure he didn't just spill a drink o.0 ?

Knightchaser27 25

Monday 15 April 2013 17:02

Well he missed

HorrorFan13 2

Monday 15 April 2013 18:42

Or he could have ate some honey buns....

MissSoul 6

Monday 15 April 2013 18:46

what were you expecting? men love ****, grown men or not

roflstomp716 19

Monday 15 April 2013 19:51

maybe be spilled soda on it or something?

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