Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a freezer mug that looks like it's full of water....

By oldtexas - 13/08/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I bought a freezer mug that looks like it's full of water. I've been playing tricks on my friends by throwing the empty cup at them. After doing this a few dozen times, my 83 year-old mother came to visit. I played the same trick on her. The joke's on me. My Dad filled the cup. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2014 21:37 - Sweden - Ume

Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML

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By Sean - 25/12/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML

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By Kyle - 05/01/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 07:25 - France

Today, I wanted revenge on my college's drinks machine. For the past two days, it forgot to release a cup before pouring my coffee. This time, I had planned ahead; I put my money in, entered the code, and quickly inserted my own cup. It gave me hot water. FML

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By blackvogue - 01/04/2009 10:42 - Canada

Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML

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By lucas_urev - 15/09/2014 22:19 - United States - Cold Spring Harbor

Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 23:01 - Germany - Zittau

Today, I found out where the puddle in the basement came from. I thought the freezer was broken, but no. My mom is running what can only be called a death camp for vegetables in there. She buys them, then forgets about them until they turn liquid. FML

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By One mad mother - 06/04/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, as a joke, my husband filled my son's airtight water bottle with seltzer water before we went to kindergarten. The top blew off when he tried to drink, hitting him in the nose and spraying him with cold water. FML

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Backfire

By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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blue8795 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:06

You didn't notice the weight difference?

Nonamerequired 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:05

Deserved. Poor mom though.

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Nonamerequired 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:05

Deserved. Poor mom though.

ReasonsToFly 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 17:09

CHILL BRA, HE WAS DOING IT FOR THE LULZ.

generalsmith2 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 17:51

there isn't laughs after "a few dozen times" he is probably annoying and a moron

StingMunFizzy 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 18:49

Fake, he would have realized how much heavier it was with the actual water.. It's fake I know it is.

ImaBmyLonurTees 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 18:58

I agree with number 1. U're an idiot and deserve it. Ur mom didn't though...

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:12

38: It's funny every time. What are you talking about? lol Doesn't mean he doesn't deserve it though.

chanman 0

Friday 14 August 2009 4:12

he could've thrown the "water" just by picking it straight off a table, not when it was already in his hand.

Scotland_111 0

Friday 14 August 2009 5:45

"chill bra" ... Wow. Your really not cool. Fyl #28

kcmcg09 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:09

the same thing happened to my grand-pap haha

Kaka209 0

Friday 14 August 2009 21:31

o well, atleast you got to see a rare site, A wet 83 year old milf.

SawXXVV111 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:03

Fortehlulz

aerosenna 0

Friday 10 December 2010 11:21

ur a dick for even attempting to prank ur elderly mom... I hope u get ****** up the ass by a homeless man

ooooooooooooh 4

Friday 1 April 2011 22:42

88 you're a retard. People in my country speak like that as a joke, not seriously. It's not someone trying to be cool.

alliewillie 22

Monday 21 May 2012 15:57

"a few dozen times"? If you're old enough to have an 83 year old mother then you're way too old to be such a douche. Funny once, not dozens of times. Dad was teaching you a lesson.

XOfiestypixie 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:05

Ouch. Maybe you should've checked it first before trying to play a trick on your elderly mother. ;)

maria12_fml 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 17:17

Today, I realized kids have no sense whatsoever,other than me, why the **** would you even freakin consider throwing a cup at your grandma?! If she's 83 than-no offence-she's probskys going to pass soon. Get a life, don't throw things at people.

maria12_fml 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 17:25

Holy CRAP! I just realized your 83 year old mother came to visit not ur grandma!! How old are you, 50?60?

lem0n_fml 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 18:16

today i realized people who are too stupid to understand an FML shouldn't be allowed to comment. they didn't actually throw the MUG. they pretended to toss water out of the mug.

blargity 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 21:55

#42 he clearly mentioned that he was "throwing it at them" not pretending to be tossing water at them

blargity 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:03

#30 its his mom not grandma edit: whoops double post D:

NoIsoldeForTris 0

Monday 28 September 2009 8:25

it was definetley intentional that he meant throwing the water use logic douche

blue8795 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:06

You didn't notice the weight difference?

Herbal_fml 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:43

I agree. How could you not notice that you were holding a cup with water?

xer096 7

Sunday 13 September 2015 7:06

Maybe they snatched it off the table or something? Regardless it's on him for doing that sorta thing

zesunflower 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:08

Its one thing to throw things at your friends, but why would you throw ANYTHING at your 83 year old mom? ydi!!

kk611 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:09

you are just rude. why would you throw those at people, let alone your 83 year old mother?

Rascal_620 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:10

seriously #3 thats what I was going to say. It should be obvious that there was a sudden weight difference.

yougetmecloserto 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:13

Op, are you eight or something? Who pretends to throw water on people THAT MANY TIMES. YDI for being immature.

lem0n_fml 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:13

Um. The OP doesn't mean he actually THREW the mug at people. He just pretended to toss the "water" in the mug at them. And if you quickly pick up a cup and make a throwing motion, you might not notice the weight difference fast enough. I can't stand how critical everyone is here.