By meganmagee - 16/09/2013 18:47 - United States - Barnesville

Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 494
You deserved it 9 340

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meganmagee 11

After maxing out our credit card on a salt water tank, Mr. Shelly has a permanent home here with Megan, Tony, and Ansleigh Magee.

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Top comments

slooby_fml 25

That is adorable. It sucks...but it's adorable

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MsConfusedd 27

"What's for dinner mommy?" *holds up knife and smiles* "Mr. Shelly."

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Comments

perdix 29

You'll be eating lobster about 5 minutes after the little ****** pinches your kid. She'll probably cheer as you throw the ingrate into the boiling water.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

Doesn't that set a precedent for future pets that 'nip'? Think of the future horror FMLs this will cause!

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queerdragon 20

It is not uncommon for a lobster to live for more than 100 years. Lobsters have regenerative cells, meaning that if they aren't killed, injured, or catch a disease, they could live for eternity. The oldest lobster FOUND is over 2000 years old. So, have fun, with your new immortal pet OP.

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your_ma 27

You said that already. Reposting the same comment on every page to get more likes...?

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Mauskau 35

66, she posted it as a response to the wrong comment before, so she made her own thread. Nothing wrong with that

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Catahoulaqueen_fml 17

Also, this isn't facebook. no 'likes' here, thankfully.

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jw90 18

Go for the alternative. Hamburger Helper.

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chaarloottee_fml 4

Let it bite her then Sheryl give it up

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

didn't Homer do this

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

didn't Homer do this

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littlebiggs23 11

Hahahaha now you should definitely kill it to see her cry.

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gracehi 31

Well, what do you know! Eddie Gein has reincarnated into a woman!

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nasti362 5

She should have named him Larry the Lobster.

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