By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 444
You deserved it 37

Top comments

haha! thats hilarious! they probbaly preferred the new one. if i were you i'd check the neighbourhood for your new one.

Dude you either have a possessed mailbox post or an asswipe of a neighbor

Comments

so_me_fml 0

Ahhh! I love this one! Quirky thief stories are the BEST! Like the one who sued his victim because he tripped on something and hurt himself in their house.

fili450r 0

EPIC.....#17, the reason i stole mailboxes, is cuz we wanted to hit a mailbox with a mailbox when we were out mailbox smashing...it doesnt have to be neighbors either, cuz i stole mailboxes from random houses.

Doorhandle57 0

wow...you sound like a bright fella

TheBigGamer 0

Buy an even cooler looking new one then cut a hole in the back of the wall where it's hanging on and attack a car battery to it, it will give them a shock, just remember to disengage when you are home and expecting mail

Sux to be you but those are some funny thieves!

that's why you get a stone one cemented into the ground.. :/

crick_fml 0

do u live in the south??? lol

Kristoffer 35

That depends on what part of Florida - the farther south in Florida you are, the farther North you are in terms of culture.

omgitsafly 0

all i have to say to that is LOLOL!

One of the funniest things I've ever heard...Hahah... Stealing a mailbox is just so random..

LollyPop1 0

Wow, that just made my day :D