Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was... - FML

By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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Lizzy86 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:37

haha! thats hilarious! they probbaly preferred the new one. if i were you i'd check the neighbourhood for your new one.

grlwitperlEring 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:38

Dude you either have a possessed mailbox post or an asswipe of a neighbor

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fireandice92 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:58

Haha that's amazing! Where do you live that this actually happens anymore?

mattalexa 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 16:00

ha that was very funny, but not a fml nor do u deserved it. Im staying nuetral on this one.

aback 4

Saturday 20 June 2009 16:01

You've got playful thieves. Set out a garden gnome for them to play with.

dragonslayer919 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:47

gnomes!

Sam24_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 16:01

that's hilarious!!!

Static_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 16:02

That one was simply hilarious xD

TheMike_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 16:04

It's just someone ****** with you. ;|

cucuto89 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 16:05

why steal a mailbox? thats so random

teebonehead 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 16:05

That's how I get my new car battery ,works every time !

hockey_chick 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 16:10

I so bet, that the person who stole your mailbox knew you would have to replace it with a *ooh ahh* new mailbox, in that case made them the smarter person

iSmellNice 2

Saturday 20 June 2009 16:24

Good point, #19

Sue21 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 16:11

It's your neighbours 8D

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