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By yper - 27/10/2009 16:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a nice new dress for a work party, but when I went to it, a coworker hurried me into the bathroom saying, "Don't worry we can fix this." She thought someone had been sick on me. Thanks. That was just the pattern of the dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML

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By n77 - 23/04/2011 02:17 - Switzerland

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Hastings

Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML

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By unicorn_skies - 18/01/2014 08:33 - United States - Yorba Linda

Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML

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By ForeverEmbarrassed - 13/08/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML

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Late start

By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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By monkeywrench - 30/08/2015 11:29 - Sweden

Today, I was hit by acute food poisoning while attending a colleague's birthday party at his home. The toilet had a door that wouldn't close all the way, there were only three sheets of toilet paper left, and I had to walk home through town, in a dress, with my soiled underwear in a plastic bag. FML

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By ctop - 13/05/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML

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By preggersmcgee - 22/10/2012 16:09 - United States - Nixa

Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML

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By Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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starry_eyed 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:16

Wow...was it really that ugly? I've love to see a picture, because the dress in my head is absolutely disgusting.

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:17

Was it RALPH Lauren?

Comments

gothic_cat_lady 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 3:33

...what kind of dress pattern looks like vomit?

Nakedsquirrel 5

Wednesday 28 October 2009 3:56

[god damnit]

TAST3MYRAINB00Wx 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 5:03

not an fml just shows you have a very bad fashion sense

erinreneehealey 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 6:05

this would be a designer fail, not so much the consumer fail

LyricalChaos 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 6:59

The designer is only partly to blame for making such a terrible dress; on the other hand, the OP deserves it even more so for lacking the common sense to not buy something so hideous.

toink 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 8:10

Amy Winehouse, is it you?

Bright_Lights 14

Wednesday 28 October 2009 12:14

I was thinking more Malin Akerman? http://showbiz.sky.com/weeks-worst-dressed-110

perdix 29

Wednesday 28 October 2009 13:03

If it were Amy Winehouse, it would be real vomit on the dress.

andyroxs 2

Wednesday 28 October 2009 13:42

you, sir, are awesome.

Feklfekl2222 32

Thursday 15 September 2011 23:36

She's back as a ghost!!! Run........ Aaargh bleugh yaaaaaargh *dies for no apparent reason*

manihateyou2 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 15:27

Maybe you should have better taste you vomitted fishy *****. Go stick your face in a blenderrrrr. OBAMA MADE ME WRITE THESE AWFUL THINGS!!!!

electroboy_fml 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:40

*BOOM* DAMMIT! THAT'S THE SECOND WTF-O-METER THIS WEEK!

crash52181 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:13

How does one get sick on you? Who says it like that? Just say someone yakked, barfed, or puked on you. That just sounds dumb when you say/write it like that.

itscarrie 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 17:27

that's actually quite a common way of saying it in the UK.

Mauskau 35

Wednesday 28 October 2009 20:53

you're so ignorant. "someone yakked on me" sounds even more retarded than your mother wanting to keep you when you were born. alot of people say sick instead of 'puke'. sick sounds less putrid than puke and vomit

juliarsch 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 12:41

I say that rather than barfed or yakked. Sick doesn't sound as disgusting. And I'm not from the UK.

polico_wolf 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 17:26

Today, I saw my coworker come in with vomit on her dress. Trying to be a good friend, I told her that I could fix it. Turns out it was just the pattern. FML