Work: Today, I bought a nice new dress for a work party, but when I...

By yper - 27/10/2009 16:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a nice new dress for a work party, but when I went to it, a coworker hurried me into the bathroom saying, "Don't worry we can fix this." She thought someone had been sick on me. Thanks. That was just the pattern of the dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By n77 - 23/04/2011 02:17 - Switzerland

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Hastings

Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML

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By unicorn_skies - 18/01/2014 08:33 - United States - Yorba Linda

Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML

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By ForeverEmbarrassed - 13/08/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML

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Late start

By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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By monkeywrench - 30/08/2015 11:29 - Sweden

Today, I was hit by acute food poisoning while attending a colleague's birthday party at his home. The toilet had a door that wouldn't close all the way, there were only three sheets of toilet paper left, and I had to walk home through town, in a dress, with my soiled underwear in a plastic bag. FML

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By ctop - 13/05/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML

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By preggersmcgee - 22/10/2012 16:09 - United States - Nixa

Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML

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By Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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starry_eyed 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:16

Wow...was it really that ugly? I've love to see a picture, because the dress in my head is absolutely disgusting.

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:17

Was it RALPH Lauren?

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ashiiya 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 5:33

Everyone has their personal taste of what's ugly and what's pretty and it's the individual themselves that draw the lines for that.

ashiiya 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 5:34

It's not like it's grammatically incorrect and we got people from all over the world here so be respectful of others' speech. Maybe some people actually want to be a little more mannered because the general work "sick" makes it sound a lot less disgusting.

ashiiya 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 5:36

So yeah, be mindful of other people. (sorry, there was a whole confusion in editing and submitting comments, I ended up writing a second one.)

bugmenotmofo 34

Thursday 29 October 2009 9:48

your taste is obviously very bad, or one might even call it "sick" ;-) That should give you reasons to reconsider...maybe you should engage your coworker to buy clothes for you.

angel55033 12

Friday 19 November 2010 8:22

at least she tried to be helpful

22cute 17

Saturday 27 November 2010 8:33

that's BS! She was playing with you & trying to make you feel selfconscious in a way that would leave her looking like Ms nice guy.

franceypants 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:19

maybe she (or you ) have really bad fashion taste

glamourgigi2741 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 6:14

It's alright don't change urself just to fit in with the mold be unique, be yourself and is people want to judge u just think to urself I'm me and nobody can take that away from me