By Anonymous - 30/11/2014 04:44 - United States - Mahwah

Today, I bought a Santa hat. After wearing the hat for a few hours, I noticed a strange lump near the tip of it. I stuck my hand inside to dig out the mysterious object. It was a dead cockroach. FML
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Same thing different taste

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xxreikoxx 31

Oh, ew! I hope you took a shower and bagged that hat before returning it. That's nasty! I'm sorry, OP!

Lol, playing this FML back in my head made it twice as funny.

Take a shower that stuff's disgusting. (If it was inside the hat)

Look on the bright side op, at least it wasn't alive.