Miscellaneous: Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone....

By phoneless - 17/04/2012 19:23 - Jordan

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

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By hunter168647 - 02/07/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

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You deserved it 8 578

By LadyGore - 19/02/2012 15:30 - Canada

Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML

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You deserved it 6 557

By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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You deserved it 52 176

By anonymous - 18/02/2012 22:07 - United States

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 691

You deserved it 26 139

By breakinphones - 20/02/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

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You deserved it 81 725

Mr Butterfingers

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - Canada

Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML

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You deserved it 469

By sad face - 07/03/2012 19:25 - Canada

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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You deserved it 32 041

By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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You deserved it 8 695

By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 656

You deserved it 32 839

By Anon - 14/04/2016 22:23 - United States

Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML

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You deserved it 6 734

The_Creeper_fml 8

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:17

Hope you bought the iWarranty!

Pudagiah 12

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:36

Normally the warranty doesn't cover stupidity.

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Rachiebabyx 1

Wednesday 18 April 2012 4:25

Happens all the time, i'm sure they'll give you a new one for free.

haegirl89 1

Wednesday 18 April 2012 4:32

Don't think warrent covers thst

vickynikie 1

Wednesday 18 April 2012 4:40

How did u brake it

Aye_ThisNerd 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 4:49

It's a first for everything!

FireGX66 5

Wednesday 18 April 2012 6:06

Did you try turning off and then back on?

Bassist5798 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 6:07

one word... dumbass

badmike89 6

Wednesday 18 April 2012 6:50

That poor iPhone it was so young. What you have done should be punished

yoyoforpeace 14

Wednesday 18 April 2012 7:21

151 didn't you look up the age too to confirm that he looked it up? ;) double creepin

jackson41 4

Wednesday 18 April 2012 7:48

That's what otterboxes are for! Lol

Feedmyaddiction5 14

Wednesday 18 April 2012 8:04

With your first iPhone you should have also bought your first OtterBox

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Today, I spent an entire hour talking to someone at a party. I was feeling a real connection, only to find out halfway through the conversation that she wasn’t actually a guest, she was the caterer who just happened to be really nice. FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I found out I have diabetes. She thought it was an STD and I had cheated on her. So I explained what it really was and she dumped me again because she didn't want her future children to inherit my fucked up DNA. FML

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Today, I spent 300 dollars making colored flyers for my iPhone that I lost. On the flyer I wrote for whoever found it to call me and I would give a reward. I wrote the phone number of my iPhone that I lost. FML

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Today, the same manager who wrote me up for missing work when my mom had had a stroke, thought it was perfectly acceptable to announce she was leaving work 6 hours early to take her dogs to the groomers. Apparently, that appointment was more urgent than me riding in an ambulance with my mother. FML

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Today, I walked out of my college dorm to see that the intelligent person who locked their bike next to mine decided as an added security they would lock their bike to the rack, and to my bike. FML

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Mr Butterfingers

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