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By phoneless - 17/04/2012 19:23 - Jordan

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

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By hunter168647 - 02/07/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

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You deserved it 8 580

Bring headphone jacks back on all smartphones!

By Anonymous - 18/04/2025 03:00 - Netherlands - The Hague

Today, I bought new earphones for my phone so I could finally listen to music again. Not an hour later I broke it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 144

You deserved it 283

By LadyGore - 19/02/2012 15:30 - Canada

Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 392

You deserved it 6 557

By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 777

You deserved it 52 185

By anonymous - 18/02/2012 22:07 - United States

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 692

You deserved it 26 141

By breakinphones - 20/02/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 642

You deserved it 81 743

Mr Butterfingers

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - Canada

Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML

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You deserved it 477

By sad face - 07/03/2012 19:25 - Canada

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 529

You deserved it 32 048

By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 886

You deserved it 8 697

By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 658

You deserved it 32 844

The_Creeper_fml 8

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:17

Hope you bought the iWarranty!

Pudagiah 12

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:36

Normally the warranty doesn't cover stupidity.

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UnicornInSpace 6

Sunday 6 May 2012 17:50

I like to comment. HØHØHØHØH!

trudubluv 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 0:27

Broken iphones is swag

PhishloverA 14

Sunday 4 November 2012 20:35

Then tomorrow you'll by your second iPhone

killa_abs 2

Sunday 28 April 2013 0:43

warranty?

ax1995 9

Tuesday 6 August 2013 20:12

I hate when people aren't careful with their crap, those things are pretty easy to keep safe.

tdap88 7

Wednesday 22 January 2014 19:48

YDI for buying an iPhone

deluxe_34 2

Wednesday 9 July 2014 19:56

I'm a wanker.

Ipsum629 13

Wednesday 16 July 2014 5:50

that's what you get for buying the most overpriced phone ever. next time, go with nexus. that way your mom won't be as angry at you.

Severus_Snape_ 23

Thursday 24 September 2015 2:34

I have had my iPhone for 4 years already...There is barely any cracks on it…

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Bring headphone jacks back on all smartphones!

Mr Butterfingers

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