Miscellaneous: Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone....

By phoneless - 17/04/2012 19:23 - Jordan

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

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By hunter168647 - 02/07/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

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You deserved it 8 575

By LadyGore - 19/02/2012 15:30 - Canada

Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML

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You deserved it 6 557

By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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You deserved it 52 171

By anonymous - 18/02/2012 22:07 - United States

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

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You deserved it 26 135

By breakinphones - 20/02/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

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You deserved it 81 722

Mr Butterfingers

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - Canada

Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML

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You deserved it 466

By sad face - 07/03/2012 19:25 - Canada

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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You deserved it 32 040

By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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You deserved it 8 693

By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 654

You deserved it 32 838

By Anon - 14/04/2016 22:23 - United States

Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 429

You deserved it 6 730

The_Creeper_fml 8

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:17

Hope you bought the iWarranty!

Pudagiah 12

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:36

Normally the warranty doesn't cover stupidity.

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UnicornInSpace 6

Sunday 6 May 2012 17:50

I like to comment. HØHØHØHØH!

trudubluv 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 0:27

Broken iphones is swag

PhishloverA 14

Sunday 4 November 2012 20:35

Then tomorrow you'll by your second iPhone

killa_abs 2

Sunday 28 April 2013 0:43

warranty?

ax1995 9

Tuesday 6 August 2013 20:12

I hate when people aren't careful with their crap, those things are pretty easy to keep safe.

tdap88 7

Wednesday 22 January 2014 19:48

YDI for buying an iPhone

deluxe_34 2

Wednesday 9 July 2014 19:56

I'm a wanker.

Ipsum629 13

Wednesday 16 July 2014 5:50

that's what you get for buying the most overpriced phone ever. next time, go with nexus. that way your mom won't be as angry at you.

Severus_Snape_ 23

Thursday 24 September 2015 2:34

I have had my iPhone for 4 years already...There is barely any cracks on it…

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, I walked in on my son having sex with his girlfriend. An hour later, I did it again and got quite annoyed, and yelled at them for having sex again. He said, "What do you mean again? We haven’t finished yet." My son has been having sex for over an hour. Man, do I feel inadequate. FML

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Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML

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Today, the seemingly normal guy I've been dating for a while told me he is a wolf spirit in a human body to bridge the gap of his ancestors and humans. What?! FML

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Today, my 20-year-old sister put ketchup on my back instead of sunscreen at the beach. FML

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Today, I thought I had a good talk about personal hygiene and infection risk with my 6-year-old. Later, he told his mom he won’t poop any more, because his butt will "fall off." FML

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Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML

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Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML

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