Love: Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show...

By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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By LD619 - 16/12/2010 05:51 - United States

Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2023 16:00

Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML

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By probably single - 29/05/2015 18:28 - Denmark - Gram

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

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By bob7654 - 11/11/2016 02:44 - United States - Arlington

Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML

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When love breaks down

By sadday - 20/11/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML

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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By feeling fed up - 25/04/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 24/06/2020 17:02

Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:06

What a bitch move on her part. If she's willing to do that to you, she's not worth it

bipolarchipmunk 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:07

pour...acid...on....her....face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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genius_man16 0

Friday 27 March 2009 7:52

#1 Dig a hole #2 get a fire going in it #3 pour acid on her face #4 Falcon Punch her into the hole

isom76 0

Friday 27 March 2009 8:17

no she's not worth any mans time. I've been there I joined the army and while I was away I was sending my fiance money for her and her "girl friend" to go out every weekend to music concerts and such. Came home one weekend to surprise her only it was me who was surprise to find another man shacking up with her. for 13 weeks I was paying for their dates! and she still had the nerve to ask if i was still going to marry her! but that was 12 years ago. for 10 years now I've been married to a wonderful woman and we have three beautiful children. Keep looking the right one is out there.

screwmyfckinlife 0

Friday 27 March 2009 10:13

i feel your pain

humpty_dumpty_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 10:14

thanks for the ticket, was a great show.

shamille 5

Friday 27 March 2009 11:38

oh my god. get your money back.

Arabian_Dude 0

Friday 27 March 2009 12:09

What a ***** !!

Hazygoose 2

Friday 27 March 2009 12:24

can't change people's feelings, or destiny for that matter, man. still sucks some big-ass monkey balls, though :(

maddog_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 13:06

Ouch! That's bad, really bad! **** that bitch!! My ex gf did that ones to my and i know that feeling. It's gonna take some time to forget this shit. Hope you will find a nice lady.

ub6ib9 0

Friday 27 March 2009 14:36

awww dude, i feel for you :( its alright, clearly you're a really sweet guy for buying them for her, so you can do much better!just don't worry too much about it. you'll find someone who loves you for who you are!