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By foreversingle - 30/06/2013 18:09 - Netherlands - Helmond

Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML

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By f my lifw - 07/04/2015 15:43 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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By Taylor D - 07/08/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2013 20:38 - Germany - Bad Windsheim

Today, I went to the supermarket to get some Easter gifts for my kids. At the register, I was verbally abused to the point of tears by the cashier, for having way too many items for the 12 items or less lane. I had 13. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 00:22 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML

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Weird compliment, but OK

By prettyconstipated - 09/03/2021 14:02

Today, while buying laxatives at a store, the cashier loudly declared that I'm "too pretty" to be constipated. What? FML

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By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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Presumption

By fmlgrl - 30/07/2012 06:59 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML

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FrankHotpants 31

Monday 1 July 2013 2:00

People must not really value their jobs.

ballettillidie 8

Monday 1 July 2013 2:01

No amount of makeup can mask her ugly heart.

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mario2012 18

Monday 1 July 2013 2:07

And if he's one of those managers that won't do anything(I hope he/she isn't) then go higher.

EmsyyyRose13 24

Monday 1 July 2013 2:08

What a bitch! I'm sorry OP.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 1 July 2013 2:08

Your not alone...and there is probably someone out there looking for someone like you...don't speak forever single over yourself...

emeraldisle 30

Monday 1 July 2013 3:39

*you're

cuppycakeslove 20

Monday 1 July 2013 2:10

Well no makeup in the world will ever be able to pretty her personality...that bitch.

JamieLT 22

Monday 1 July 2013 2:13

Wow bitch

Enslaved 36

Monday 1 July 2013 2:38

You can buy your hair if it won't grow You can fix your nose if you say so You can buy all the make up that M.A.C. can make But if you can look inside you, find out who am I too Be in a position to make me feel so damn unpretty Yeah, I'll make you feel unpretty too

ironik69 31

Monday 1 July 2013 6:53

That song started playing in my head too when I read this. LOL. Some people are just mean.

fridabrunnstrm 3

Monday 1 July 2013 2:41

That's so mean! We're all beautiful!!!!

Nordrag 26

Monday 1 July 2013 2:44

Is beautify really a word? O.o it looks so weird, yet I can't figure why it wouldn't be.

titibug823 11

Monday 1 July 2013 2:52

I hope you got his/her name... you should report them to the manager.

kriz_allizwell 6

Monday 1 July 2013 2:56

"Well I still keep trying and getting u that paycheck every month!"

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