By baconlady - 31/08/2012 07:06 - United States

Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML
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Skinwalker131 5

And the problem with bacon scented perfume is??

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jwbfml 11

Should've just bought bacon and saved $80.

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gc327072 30

Is this the Burger King stuff? I remember that a while ago....

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keven501 12

You can get any man smelling like bacon

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hunteer9 5

I can pretty much guarantee that he prefers that sent more than any other one that you own

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noisebox 1

Just hope he doesn't now try to hog tie you and make you squeal like a hog....

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darawbs 0

Why are you bitching? When I smell like bacon my boyfriend follows me around for hours.

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Epikouros 31

That's why they say you should never go shopping when you're hungry...

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elvisaaron 3

I don't see the problem .. All men love bacon .. Unless they are vegan .

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cnygard95 12

You spent $83 on a bottle of perfume...?!

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