Miscellaneous: Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover...

you don't get addicted to weed as you do hard drugs such as meth and others. plus it was their first time buying, can't be addicted if you've never done it before. educate yourself please :)

deviable 9

Monday 14 November 2011 10:38

"If it was legal blah blah blah" maybe you should wait until its legal before you smoke it?

Gabz2011 0

Monday 14 November 2011 10:47

Didn't you watch Bordertown: Laredo?

Youwish1 0

Monday 14 November 2011 10:54

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Monday 14 November 2011 11:07

YDI, idiot.

decid 2

Monday 14 November 2011 11:23

I just buy my weed in the coffeeshop.. Im so happy it is legal in Holland =D

jovanmoney 0

Monday 14 November 2011 11:48

im so sorry u had to go through that.

sectumsempra123 5

Monday 14 November 2011 12:10

You shouldn't even be buying weed in the first place...

docscientist 9

Monday 14 November 2011 13:19

Why is a department wasting money and time trying to bust people with pot deals.

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