By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 12:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to spend £200 at the dentist for fillings and repairs to my teeth. Why do I need them? Because I'm stressed about money and grind my teeth in the night because of it. FML
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DocBastard 38

I have sleep bruxism too. After buying several custom teeth guards at several hundred bucks each, I just discovered the $30 one at CVS which works great. Yes, a useful, non-offensive, non-hateful, friendly comment from me. If you don't like it, go **** yourself. Sorry, I had to throw that in there. I got a rep to protect.

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takethesebrokenw 0

ouch. to your teeth and wallet.

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IrishWildMan 3

Well at least there is no crime there. The worst you guys got is drive by arguments :)

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suppressed08 2

And everyone knows Americans are retards? Stop generalising. Americans arn't retards, but a few of you on FML seem to have fallen from the inbred tree..

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spermdump 0

at least our teeth don't glow in the dark :D

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RandomDudeOrRD 0

I have always wanted to know what that picture of the green thing is. could you tell me?

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XelaKJK 0

57, looks like an x-ray of a bird inside an egg or outside...cant really tell.

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541MedfazWcM 0

its an emblem in mw2 yes i know i used to play it lol

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takethesebrokenw 0

ouch. to your teeth and wallet.

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ItsSho 5

I still don't get why he wrote "£200 pounds", that's like writing 200 pounds pounds :/

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mola_mola 3

thank buddha that someone else noticed that :D

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fball913 0

You should rent or buy the movie "The Secret"

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hahafylop 4

61 and 67 I feel the same way

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KennKenn 0

I'm sure he filled you up good ;)

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KennKenn 0

The way OP likes it.

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spermdump 0

heck yes. he likes a good, old fashioned grindin'

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KennKenn 0

Is that a Beevus(spell check) and Butthead shirt I see

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DocBastard 38

I have sleep bruxism too. After buying several custom teeth guards at several hundred bucks each, I just discovered the $30 one at CVS which works great. Yes, a useful, non-offensive, non-hateful, friendly comment from me. If you don't like it, go **** yourself. Sorry, I had to throw that in there. I got a rep to protect.

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alinefromme 0

keep up the good work! Love your comments.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Hmm, Doc, are you too stressed out? Maybe you *do* need to engage in some genuine anonymous assholery more often. And because I also have a (slightly different) rep to uphold: Mr. Doe uses a $2 guard from the Sports department. Because we're cheap like that. :]

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DocBastard 38

Jane- nah, I've been grinding my teeth since high school. My canines (the teeth, not dogs, silly) are ground completely flat. I tried the cheap sports mouthguard, but it was too big and uncomfortable. Alinefromme and tamiami, why thank you. I am truly honored. *deep bow* Where were you yesterday when someone accused me of being completely unlikeable?

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Schizomaniac 24

Doc is mean now?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I thought OP was Obsequious Penguin. I never learn from my mistakes. I guess I could make this comment 40 sentences long to protect my rep but I'm too lazy. Hi, IrishJane!

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luvyah 0

I think ur ******* cool, and hav a great rep

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pennies_lane 6

well that was just a waste of money wasn't it? you're only going to wreck your teeth again from grinding them because of the stress of the money it cost to fix them!

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cheapluxury 4

Shoulda just stuck a towel between your teeth when you go to sleep. ;)

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Florence_ 0

And not a single person would suffocate that night.

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mola_mola 3

of course they wouldn't, thanks to noses :)

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JpasDa1 2

yea that dentist totally filled you up...wink wink 

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iheartglasses 0

I agree with Doc. Try buying a cheap mouth guard first :) Im sure they sell them at most pharmacies

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ImaginaryFoe 0

That would prevent the problem but not fix the teeth that were already damaged. I don't understand why OP didn't think of that when the issue first started.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Coincidentally, dreaming about your teeth breaking or falling out is thought to signify real-life stress over money. Odd, no?

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