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By Mervin22 - 29/01/2011 04:10 - Australia

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

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By London - 18/09/2009 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML

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By justhelpful - 02/07/2012 17:44 - Austria - Mils

Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML

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By Jeff - 02/08/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML

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By b.fritz - 24/09/2016 10:02 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML

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By placard3 - 02/10/2019 20:02

Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML

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By Daddy - 02/06/2016 08:04 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML

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By scratchy - 08/02/2011 21:39

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 16:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

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robbilee 14

Saturday 29 January 2011 8:54

just paint it or cover it with marker

stacster 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:02

well grab a sharpie and start turning penises into space ships

Comments

stingray626 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 15:51

na ppl just take things the wrong as u are with wat please phrase wat she said that was racist

kittydidit 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 15:51

Oops! My comment was for #6!!!!

stingray626 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 15:52

my last comment was for 102

prince122 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 15:53

why the Fu*k are there so many australian people on this site.

Zebidee 8

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:49

Why shouldn't there be?

savbabesparkel 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 15:57

ohh gosh your dad!! is something

TryptamineDreame 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:00

Hahaha, what the hell? I'm ending this conversation right now because you all are the most unreasonable ***** that I have ever met. Do you all really have a stick up your ass? I can't even take this shit seriously because it is so funny about how many people IRL that I have met that are exactly like all of you and it left a bad taste in my mouth and very amused at what people have actually become. I am not here to please any of you, and I can do or say whatever the hell I want. You will all realize everything I'm saying if you ever work at a restaraunt at some time in your life, or gotten off of the computer and brought your ass at least a mile radius from your basement. Oh, and not to offend anyone else, this is directly stated to people who have a different opinion than me and want to bash me for MY opinion. :D

Brooke__Lynn 5

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:01

Don't judge a whole country for one stupid mistake. Not all of us are stupid.

shaneac 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:06

#39, your comment is awesome

Wirebiter 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:24

and it was funny.

merrilln 7

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:25

Awe. You know what I hate? People that generalize a whole country based on a few individuals. I've been told that Australian men are dicks, but I'm mature enough to not believe it. You, however, are a dick. Have a nice day.