Health: Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with...

By Mervin22 - 29/01/2011 04:10 - Australia

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

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By Daddy - 02/06/2016 08:04 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML

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By scratchy - 08/02/2011 21:39

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 16:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

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Saturday 29 January 2011 8:54

just paint it or cover it with marker

stacster 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:02

well grab a sharpie and start turning penises into space ships

Comments

DocBastard 38

Saturday 29 January 2011 18:48

I'm shocked that some smart mod hasn't shut down commenting yet. I've read some fairly racist and reverse-racist crap here, and I'm offended on behalf of my white, black, green, Jewish, Hindu, German, American, Australian, Canadian, and Martian brothers and sisters. This is why I moved from Namibia to Ecuador to Equatorial Guinea. If we start getting this shit here, I may have to move again.

Peasanthunter_fml 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 18:52

I would have written "the clan is okkk with me"

TryptamineDreame 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 18:56

Doc, you of all people know im not racist bahahaha you're supposed to back me up fool! Hahha im going to have to punish you now :)

ezioaudatore 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:07

well I sure am laughin so: success, dad

omargosh 1

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:10

yeah! draw the troll face!

SulfurPlague 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:22

hahah 39 i think he is

gabrielleangeliq 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:51

26, My. God. That. Was. Terrible.

varkey 7

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:16

lmao your dad is hilarious..... but a total jerk now you're going to have to cover up the cast all the time, or draw over it really well

mekia19 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:18

As an African American I find it insulting, its 2011-its not about race, creed or color. Its the human race, and when you put down ones race you are talking about yourselves...Everyone came from Africa!!! From the Asians, Indians, etc. Do some research before you try to insult someone...

MrBond007_fml 6

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:21

Well yes that is precisely what a hard core ausie is... right? plus the dudes from fiji don't even know who the he'll the KKK is. oh and if you look on the last page you will see my responses to most of the people bashing me, since fml refuses to let me respond to a comment properly.