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By Mervin22 - 29/01/2011 04:10 - Australia

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

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By b.fritz - 24/09/2016 10:02 - United States - Saint Louis

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By Daddy - 02/06/2016 08:04 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML

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By scratchy - 08/02/2011 21:39

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 16:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

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robbilee 14

Saturday 29 January 2011 8:54

just paint it or cover it with marker

stacster 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:02

well grab a sharpie and start turning penises into space ships

Comments

StitchMeUp_fml 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:18

Victoria isn't very outbacky...

SirEBC 7

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:25

26, that was the most horrible (and hilarious) comment ever.

SirEBC 7

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:27

Okay, I hit the reply button. WTF, man.

ollietrain 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:31

hahahaha, i love it! what a great practical joke...by ur dad! just get over it and color it like everyone else

fiveonefiveoh 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:54

Ur dad??? I thought u were gonna say little brother.. and that woulda been slightly funny.. but Ur dad??? that's totally ******!

MrBond007_fml 6

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:58

I feel hurt

MrBond007_fml 6

Saturday 29 January 2011 12:03

A-I may not be jewish but Nazis terrorized my people too. B- I did not say I hate Jews, simply that there are few in Australia. and C-I feel hurt

MrBond007_fml 6

Saturday 29 January 2011 12:06

what the he'll is wrong with fml today my comments are appearing in random places. these last two were meant for #43 I think

shaunM 6

Saturday 29 January 2011 12:11

hey man that comment was meant for #6 also if i did offend you in any way i am sorry plus there was a stuff up when i posted the comment

MrBond007_fml 6

Saturday 29 January 2011 12:09

oh and btw I am a dark skinned middle eastern decent in case that was unclear from my photo, not to mention that I live in quite a diverse city. and I am still offended