By Elcam - 16/10/2013 08:22 - Belgium

Today, I replaced a usually fun collegue's picture of his kids with a picture of my face against glass, so it looked I was inside the screen. Everyone laughed, but he reported me because I tried to "erase his children" and "if anything happens to them" it's now my fault. FML
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Welshite 39

This is only possible if you're Frankendoodle and you have Spongebob's magic pencil.

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MichellinMan 20

I just wonder what the people he reported you to thought.

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FitForFun 11

Or he is really smart and pre-meditating a murder. He needs a fall guy.

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Kamon97 23

Some people just can't take a joke >.>

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TwistedCherub1 15

Maybe his children are a touchy subject, like something has happened or almost happened to one of them before, and OP wasn't aware. It's no reason to report someone or hold a grudge, but I could understand lashing out in those circumstances.

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SuperMew 22

He overreacted and in a very strange way. However, I can understand being annoyed when a co-worker messes with your things. I had a coworker who went on the managers computer and put MLP as their background. They were fired for touching other people's computers, which was against policy.

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caohm 18

it's like he was born without humor or the ability to laugh like a terminator

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caohm 18

he left his humor at home then

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Welshite 39

This is only possible if you're Frankendoodle and you have Spongebob's magic pencil.

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Redoxx_fml 22

He was a two dimensional creature lost in our three dimensional world, longing for a purpose...

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expertsmilee 26

*three dimensional aquatic world

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SmallyBigs 9

"NIO OY ME YOY ME YEH MUH MOY" -Doodebob

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SabriLittleRed 25

It really sucks when people can't take a joke >_

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Welshite 39

I'd take them, but theft is illegal. And as good jokes become more scarce and higher in demand, I can't afford the jail sentence. Do you know what happens to beautiful men like me in prison?!

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MichellinMan 20

^ definitely not prison rape, that's absurd!

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Welshite 39

Prison rape? Of course not. I was talking about the fashion shows the inmates put on. I don't want to model.

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Silvinomiae 20

Good thing, you Welshite, are a mineral. You'll be tried sniffed at most.

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Julesie 9

I think he has a few problems at home...

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Maybe it's just a clever plan because he is planning to murder his whole family and wants to put the blame on you, dun dun dun!

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MichellinMan 20

Heheh, yes, yes, I'm sure that's his masterful diabolical plan.

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FitForFun 11

He knows who you are and he knows where you live and if you touch his children he will kill you.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Holy shit, is OP's colleague Liam Neeson? I'd be very afraid if I was him.. That dude punches wolves! He ******* punches ******* wolves!

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perdix 29

Usually, people's senses of humor reach their limit when you express a desire to cannibalize their children, even if it's only symbolic. You need to take a class in comedy for ordinary people. You get free sunglasses just for signing up.

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MichellinMan 20

I will be making sure to join that class.

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Kibaruto 33

Are they ordinary sunglasses? Or are they comedic sunglasses?

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spiritfang11237 16

Comedic-ly ordinary sunglasses....or so I've heard.

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