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By nowthatsfcked - 13/03/2009 13:18 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML
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andelizastrin 0

And this is why we don't jump to conclusions....

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reallychick 0

that is all your fault. you should get your angry jealous streak in check.

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Shigogaboo 0

I like the part where you said "YOU" broke up with him. you might want to check that in the futuer

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binaryfission 0

YDI completely, clearly you had no trust of him whatsoever, and he's better off without you.

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Gingerly 0

Psycho bitch. That's really all there is to it.

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ziqi92 0

god ur insecurity annoys me to no end. stop jumping to conclusions.

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RyanKaufman 7

Oh em gee he's with another woman, that must mean she's a ****, she's ugly, and he's cheating on you. Grow up before you trouble people with your life.

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LonePie 0

That is why you always play it cool. Then go into a screaming rage and slap her.

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xFenix81x 0

Nice job being a paranoid moron. You win the dumbass award. FOR LIFE. Haha.

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Avenging_Angel 0

You don't trust your boyfriend to explain things to you? Instead you jump to the worst possible conclusions??

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