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By nowthatsfcked - 13/03/2009 13:18 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML
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And this is why we don't jump to conclusions....

that is all your fault. you should get your angry jealous streak in check.

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Now wait a minute, if it really was his cousin from New Jersey, there's a chance you made the right call.

Your boyfriend is talking to another girl. This must automatically mean he is cheating on you. If only Mario could make leaps like you.

OK, you are EXTREMELY jealous. Your boyfriend's talking to another girl. So what? Does that mean that he's not allowed to be friends with any girls, other than you? Wow. You didn't even give him a chance to explain, and you insulted his cousin. You're a jealous, paranoid mess. I hope you learn sooner or later.

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Hopefully he moved on to someone better and more deserving.

Last year I was with my parents and their friend's family. The daughter and I were off at a table at the diner by ourselves. She was showing me a new bracelet so I held her hand to pull it closer to see it better when her boyfriend comes over to call her a cheat, and told me he was going to... well, in nice terms "mess up" my face. I politely told him I was gay, and I had a boyfriend. Event went so far as to show him the picture I had of me and my boyfriend I carried in my wallet. He was too pissed off to even listen or pay attention, just kept making a scene. Thankfully my friend dumped him. Moral of this story and yours? Read comment #1.

Wow. He got lucky. You're a total psycho... He was with a woman... who was his cousin, so he clearly wasnt flirting with her or sticking his tongue down her throat.... Seriously. If my boyf flipped out every time he saw me talking or walking with someone of the opposite sex I'd be in for a whole lotta crazy. You need to seriously sort it out. My god I can't get over this. Way to give women a bad name... (y)

This is the perfect example of why it's not good to jump to conculsions.

WTF you crazy psychotic jealous bitch he wasn't doing anything wrong you do jump into conclusions like that.