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By nowthatsfcked - 13/03/2009 13:18 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML

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andelizastrin 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:05

And this is why we don't jump to conclusions....

reallychick 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:05

that is all your fault. you should get your angry jealous streak in check.

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Red_harlequin 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 0:58

It's actually quite normal

FeelYaFallinAway 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:26

Why don't you just apologize sincerely and explain your misunderstanding and get back together?

madelinex 0

Monday 13 April 2009 3:06

wow, you'd be the worst, controlling, creepy, obsessive, weird, jealous girlfriend ever.

Colors_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 22:49

Wow...you must have some serious self esteem issues to be that jealous of a person

trecool999 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 22:27

You never know what a woman is gonna be like when you're with another girl. *facepalm*

Vtlacey 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:10

wow bet you felt like an ass. just cuz you see you boyfriend with another girl doesnt automatically mean hes cheating on you. chill out

kissheruidiot 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:36

calm down. seriously.

BrannFYR 0

Friday 24 April 2009 22:44

agree with #27, #56, and #113 ROFL #44 OP - If you are not stable enough to handle a relationship, you should not be in one. You should take this opportunity to reflect on what made you react like that to simply seeing your BF with another woman. You have serious trust and emotional issues you need to work on! Even if he HAD been cheating on you your actions would not lead you to happiness : /

ertw 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:58

wow. sorry I know you've probably heard this 153 times. but you have issues.

ertw 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:02

#146 its not normal, it's psychotic and it gives all women a bad name.

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