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By nowthatsfcked - 13/03/2009 13:18 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML
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andelizastrin 0

And this is why we don't jump to conclusions....

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reallychick 0

that is all your fault. you should get your angry jealous streak in check.

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Colu 3

ha, what a ******* dumbass you are. Ever consider being more trusting?

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MisterBouchard 3

Smooth... Reaaal smooth!! That'll get his attention!! ;)

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beckyxD 13

YDI. Never jump to conclusions. Besides, if he was cheating, do you think he'd do it where you could catch him?? Smh.

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dianadoll 23

I hope you worked things out :)

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boycrazy30007 12

You deserve it you stupid *****

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DevaGolgotha 4

You're a terrible person. Whether you're trolling or not.

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loganberrybat 11

You ******* total psycho - I hope he forgets all about you

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Optomisticpencil 7

I hope this taught you the lesson of trust. Stop flying off the handle so rashly!

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Attica 20

Wow, you are psycho...launch a bomb first, ask questions later... I sincerely hope that you outgrow this insane jealousy. You just handed your (probably still ex) boyfriend a massive red flag on a silver platter--so I guess you made things easier for him by breaking it off yourself.

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