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By nowthatsfcked - 13/03/2009 13:18 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML
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andelizastrin 0

And this is why we don't jump to conclusions....

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reallychick 0

that is all your fault. you should get your angry jealous streak in check.

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TheRealWolf 0

#6 we all know you do LMAO xD jk we know that but same with the guys most guys give others a bad name. My ex thought I was a bad guy so she broke up with me. She come to find out I am way to kind xD. I just love how stupid girls are so funny.

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intensify 0

You're a high maintenance crazy jealous bitch. I hope your boyfriend is smart enough to run away.

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konekohotaru 0

Maybe you should learn to confront people and talk calmly before making assumptions.

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AMelodyofJuly 0

Are you generally this stupid? Does your temper make you stupid or are you just stupid? There's hope for you if you learn how to control your tempter. But I ain't holding my breath.

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volcomhunn64 0

theres many hot girls from nj by the way...just look at me :) jk

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greenzo 0

broken up? guess he dodged a bullet there then

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jaca6614 0

Wow. Well done. I now understand why "ass" is in the word "assume."

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dragonmystik3030 0

good thing you broke up.. he can do so much better than YOU :P

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