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By nowthatsfcked - 13/03/2009 13:18 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML
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andelizastrin 0

And this is why we don't jump to conclusions....

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reallychick 0

that is all your fault. you should get your angry jealous streak in check.

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Bebbo_fml 21

Op don't lie. You meant "today I was dumped by my boyfriend"

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shadwolf99 2

So you are one of those kind of woman...

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dvojplisen 25

As long as he's got rid of the bitch like you, it's an happy ending :)

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nick3600 22

Please don't reproduce we don't want more idiots running around

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SushiSashi 8

First of all, calling someone a **** just because they are STANDING NEXT TO your boyfriend is really un-called for. You definately have some jealousy issues. YDI. I have no sympathy,

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Nothinglessness 2

It's partially his fault too though, he would of told you his cousin was coming if he wanted to introduce you guys...

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