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By nowthatsfcked - 13/03/2009 13:18 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML
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andelizastrin 0

And this is why we don't jump to conclusions....

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reallychick 0

that is all your fault. you should get your angry jealous streak in check.

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britkitten 5

Yeah. "Cousin." That's what they all say.

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MEGGANZZ 12

And what have we learned today kids not to jump to conclusions

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

You sound extremely insecure. I don't get why girls have problems with their boyfriends talking to other girls, but it's ok for a girl to talk to other guys if she has a boyfriend? What the ****?

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summersegebarth 16

I'm gonna get u a trampoline because u like to jump to conclusions so much

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axfabxdisaster 25

You should've just came up to him asking who she was. No need to call strangers ugly *****

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_Could_Be_Worse 11

You didn't jump to conclusions, you sprinted to them.

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mikuxxhatsune 32

Just because they are talking or together doesn't mean anything. Here they are relatives. Another example could be siblings, friends or coworkers.

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JHPugh 19

Here's a trampoline, op, since you love jumping to conclusions.

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