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By nowthatsfcked - 13/03/2009 13:18 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML
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andelizastrin 0

And this is why we don't jump to conclusions....

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reallychick 0

that is all your fault. you should get your angry jealous streak in check.

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crazybe3bshot31 0

wow.. well next time dont go off on the dude! ask 1st!!!

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Paulspacefdot 0

Trust issues, ya think? The proper response would be "So... who's your friend?" with a bit of an edge in your voice... and observe body language carefully when you get the reply. Since you came unglued; You owe your boyfriend (or "EX" boyfriend) and his cousin each a nice bouquet and an "I'm such a bitch, I'm sorry" card. A Hallmark, not a cheap knock off.

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Firewall_fml 0

Yup #1 said it, and there was no need for anyone else to post after that. Since we all did though, I am throwing this into the ring. That was the only response that should have came about, and it did, as #1. GG Oh and for the record, I am a very jealous untrusting person, these are my own issues, BUT COME THE **** ON. Even if I had seen my GF in the same situation, I would not have handled it like a 12 year old... But then again, maybe you are 12. Who knows, this is the internet.

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NorfolkDude 2

Lesson learned my internet friend. Next time you ought to trust your bf and just don't be jealous of everything he does. Just kind of let it play out, and see what happens. In this case, you would have found out about his good cousin, but instead you jumped the gun and played jealous. So yeah, hopefully your boyfriend is forgiving, but who knows, I think the trust is broken now as they usually say people who are so jumpy about cheaters are usually cheaters themselves.

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sue_fml 0

This is just like the movie Mystic Pizza, but a sister instead of a cousin.

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amirn86 0

LMAO @ #21 I wish you could hit "you deserved that one" more than once

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gregthestrange 3

#21 takes the cake and I'll say it again OP. You're a complete idiot. please become an hero

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augustsky 0

so.. it's NOT ok for your boyfriend to walk with a girl? yikes, someone has some huge security issues.

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fcuk_fml 0

wait.. so did you break up with him or what? either way, you're an idiot with some problems. he could have been with one of friends... possessive much?

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bubblez77825 0

wow. your a complete idiot. i agree with #1, next time dont like jump to conclusions. Like, ask much? ask who is this and then he would probably say " my cousin" duhh??? -_-...

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