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By nowthatsfcked - 13/03/2009 13:18 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML
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andelizastrin 0

And this is why we don't jump to conclusions....

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reallychick 0

that is all your fault. you should get your angry jealous streak in check.

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gqduck 0

You sound a little crazy. And a little jealous. You gotta work on that.

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mehwhateverr 0

your boyfriend isn't allowed to hang out with other girls? i mean, i'd understand if you got mad if he was kissing her, but he's not allowed to have a friend who is a girl? i can see who is going to be a bridezilla.

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Gasbarro 3

What makes you think that this twit will ever get that close to the altar?

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love4animals 0

wow i bet you feel like an ass. especially since you called his cousin ugly.

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jet_fml 0

You are insecure and a total bitch. No sympathy from me.

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infantrygirl 0

Jump to conclusions much?

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StateDispatch 0

im surprised you had a boyfriend to lose considering your obviously unstable personality

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Flying_Pink_Lulz 0

No offense: You're worse than an idiot crossed with a loon on a dozen loony tablets :)

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xstorm 0

your a dumb idiot and you deserved that, you have to learn to STFU and ask first

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Sneak_fml 0

Wow, you're an asshole. I hope he didn't take you back. He should consider this one a bullet dodged.

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