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By nowthatsfcked - 13/03/2009 13:18 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML
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andelizastrin 0

And this is why we don't jump to conclusions....

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reallychick 0

that is all your fault. you should get your angry jealous streak in check.

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Lazyninja420 0

i agree with #113 completely. your f*cking crazy

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pdoom 0

Typical paranoid girl nonsense; you totally deserved it.

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annis_fml 0

Wow you should learn to chill out. Even if this girl just happened to be a friend of his and not a family member, unless he was engaged in some sort of intimate contact with the girl (which I assume he wasn't because it's his cousin), there's no reason you should be yelling at them.

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Finnboghi 0

Good thing you broke up, since you didn't deserve him.

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JoWey58 0

typical every one from new jersey is ugly ans slutty, not tour fault

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MyImmortal_fml 0

That's what you get for dissing someone from New Jersey. >:) You ******* deserved it. And you don't HAVE to call someone an ugly **** just cause you're insecure.

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jawshuwa 0

its called trusting someone. you don't have to spazz out.

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CowGoesMoo 0

Is your boyfriend never allowed to speak or be in the company of another woman ever? I mean, I can't imagine that you saw them flirting or something, seeing as they are related.

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lordofperc 0

You have just as bad of jealousy issues as my ex. That's why I ended it with the psycho.

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