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By nowthatsfcked - 13/03/2009 13:18 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML

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andelizastrin 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:05

And this is why we don't jump to conclusions....

reallychick 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:05

that is all your fault. you should get your angry jealous streak in check.

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Ready_set_owned 0

Friday 13 March 2009 22:56

Lmao that's what you deserve, just becuase he was with another woman?! I'm glad you left him you did him a favor.

shadow7_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 23:11

that is the most ridiculous overreaction i have ever heard of. you didn't even take a second to give him a chance to explain?

Blobenshnogen 0

Friday 13 March 2009 23:17

way to be a stupid jealous bitch. you totally deserved it and i hope he doesn't take you back

Berkies 0

Friday 13 March 2009 23:20

Hes probably cheating on you and lied about her being his cousin.

joyride 0

Friday 13 March 2009 23:28

I wonder why people say to never jump to conclusions, huh?

suckerz 0

Friday 13 March 2009 23:44

what the hell??? seems like your boyfriend had a lucky day... the sooner he got away from your crazy ass the better...

ElleEnvy 0

Friday 13 March 2009 23:44

He should be glad that he doesn't have to deal with an untrusting gf and what if it was just one of his friend's who was a girl. Not as if he was making out with her or anything.

texmas 0

Friday 13 March 2009 23:54

What a huge **** you are. Lucky him for being rid of you. What kind of psychopath has a screaming fit after seeing her boyfriend EXIST IN THE PRESENCE of another female person?

CP3_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 23:54

jealous jealous jealous you must be a bit insecure????

whatsarahsaid 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 0:01

Are you the type of girl who doesn't let her man have any female friends at all? You deserved it. :

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