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By nowthatsfcked - 13/03/2009 13:18 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML

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andelizastrin 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:05

And this is why we don't jump to conclusions....

reallychick 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:05

that is all your fault. you should get your angry jealous streak in check.

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imhawaiian 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 17:47

You suck.

Ladeeedah 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 18:38

The poor boyfriend!

alumfoil 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:52

Wow you're an idiot.

sampowell 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 21:44

wow everyone is being so rude! bad conclusion to jump to, but i think she understands...

dunegig 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 23:23

best thing that ever happened to him, now he knows what an insecure, untrusting bitch you are...

pokurfayce 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 23:32

haha you bitch

mushroomcloud 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 0:38

LMAO. You sure jump the gun too quick

Pheonee 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 2:39

Next time, only do this if he actually kissed her on the lips.

demonpossessed 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 8:01

wow, seriously? could have been his cousin, his friend, whatever, why does it matter if he is with someone else? he doesn't need a jelous, controlling bitch like you anyways

arms_akimbo 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:57

You broke up because he was with another woman. Sounds like he lucked out on this one, honey. You're a psycho.

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