By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 06:06 - United States - Friendswood

Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swooped in and bombarded him with questions about his and my sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML
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Pleonasm 35

I think that's a sign to do him right there on the table. At least that's the signal that your Mom is getting across

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ViviMage 38

I thought you were studying, not dating! And how many grandchildren she wants is only her right if she raises them and basically buys them off you. She has zero right to tell you how to live your adult life. I don't want any kids, and my fiancé's mother wants to name them already! Unless all study buddies must be female to her?

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buckdharma 36

House General Santa Mama swooped in with a heavy bombardment, leaving two humiliated but determined survivors. They quickly called in reinforcements, Trojans, ribbed for her pleasure. Don't let history repeat itself. Remember the Alamode.

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NigerianMedicine 11

Most mothers generally don't want their baby having sex, so this seems to be a reverse-psychology thing you mother is pulling. Judging by your reaction, it worked.

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anyav3 13

EXACTLY four, not 2, not 3 and a half but exactly four!

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perdix 29

What your mother really wants is a virgin, spinster daughter.

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Twisted_Angel 17

First... how do you have half a kid?! You people are dumb. Second, inform your mom that it's a history project, and not a sex ed assignment. She seems a little confused. Third, don't study at your house anymore.

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DracoSpirita 21

Firstly, the "half a kid" thing is a joke, moron. Second, the mom was probably just making sure her daughter wasn't doing anything inappropriate with her study partner and thus using reverse psychology. The third part I have to agree with. Study at the park or library or something.

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doglover100 28

Reverse psychology at its best.

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gregkingsley 4

And probably won't be the last time she does it either

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