Miscellaneous: Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history...

By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 06:06 - United States - Friendswood

Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swooped in and bombarded him with questions about his and my sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By CallaC - 15/03/2012 02:01 - Canada

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

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Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML

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Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

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By whoops! - 20/02/2022 06:01

Today, I was doing a family genealogy project. I accidentally discovered that my grandfather couldn't possibly be my mom’s biological father. When I started asking questions, my mom flipped shit, confronted her mom, and the whole mess came out. Now everyone is pissed at me. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 14:34 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML

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Saturday 1 December 2012 12:08

I think that's a sign to do him right there on the table. At least that's the signal that your Mom is getting across

crimsonlover4 31

Saturday 1 December 2012 12:07

Your project's history now OP. FYL

Comments

1crabbygirl 10

Saturday 1 December 2012 19:21

Your mom is an expert at c***blocking.

carminecris89 13

Saturday 1 December 2012 20:21

It'll never be your mothers place to decide how many grandchildren there will be, if any. So embarrassing too for a guy whose only helping you with a project.

unicornpower56 7

Saturday 1 December 2012 20:43

You can actually know how much children your gonna have, my mom told me. You put your fingers together and look at the side of your pinky and if there's thick lines it means your gonna have boys. I forgot how to tell if your gonna have girls tho. Sorry

pink_raindrops 26

Saturday 1 December 2012 21:04

I think that's some kind of old wives tale, though I haven't actually heard that one before. It's kinda like how some people dangle something above the pregnant belly and whichever way the thing spins will tell if it's a boy or a girl.

saksxalmo 20

Saturday 1 December 2012 21:27

I have lines there, and I'm never having kids. :P

rahrah27 10

Sunday 2 December 2012 2:37

Uh, sorry, but the sex of the child is determined by whether the sperm that fertilises the egg has an X or Y chromosome...

EvanescenceLuver 12

Sunday 2 December 2012 2:50

That is not true. There is a 50% chance of being a girl and 50% chance of being a boy. Besides, it's that father who determines gender, not the mother. The mother's reproduction cells are completely genderless.

winkydog4056 16

Sunday 2 December 2012 0:29

Sounds like OP's mommy has granny lust.

pinkpanther61789 15

Sunday 2 December 2012 2:22

Lets just see how happy granny is when shes called in to be up at 3am feeding and changing a screaming little demon and take care of it all day while mom goes to work and dad is not in the picture. Fyl op I would tell her if she wants to play grandma, start babysitting

catharsis5 9

Sunday 2 December 2012 9:21

How old are you? I am imagining that the OP is around high school age (or at the latest in community college). If so, that just added a layer of creepiness to the situation.