By Austyn - 18/02/2011 07:55

Today, I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited, I showed my dad. He then looked at me, smirked, and said "Just like everything else you have, it's a bit smaller than normal." FML
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Danny_B 4

Prove him wrong by showing him that its bigger than his :L

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MyChemical_fml 0

Or he could've just said "that's not what your mom said!". Wincest......

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locachick101 0

ohh he told you haha your dad is a funny man but don't worry when he gets really old that me can't pee for himself, it still get smaller lol

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DaveOnDope 4

As we men age it seems to get smaller, but for a bonus our balls start dipping in the toilet water.

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Kelita 0

OH. ummmmm okay......well I learned somethin new haha

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memo619 0

sadly, our ears and nose never stop growing :(

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RedPillSucks 31

Gods joke. Penis, smaller. Ears and nose, larger.

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i_love_grrr 0

that is a bonus?? lol sounds a little gross to me.

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DaveOnDope 4

Your dad is an asshole. I bet this isn't going to be the worst thing he'll ever say to you. Be ready for it. Try to be calm, let Karma deal with your father.

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RedPillSucks 31

Exactly. Parents are suppose to be inspiring, not soul crushers.

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awildwhisper 30

dang, don't take things so seriously

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DaveOnDope 4

Your dad is an asshole. I bet this isn't going to be the worst thing he'll ever say to you. Be ready for it. Try to be calm, let Karma deal with your father.

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ryukk_fml 3

It's a joke, it's like you have a short fuse and a small temper, with such an itty bitty sense of humor. Maybe one day you'll grow a little. :p

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flipstar530 0

that is very uncool. u should say " my friends mom said the same thing" lol

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Arraggatis 0

So basically you are telling OP to insult himself by saying another person said he was small. I see no flaw in this.

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Jimboom 11

Your dad isn't funny, he's fat, and looks as though he should be, but he's not. A better line would have been "Well, I guess you are used to playing with small instruments"

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blondebrunette11 4

go buy him the world smallest violin used in spongebob ;)

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stevenmx86 7

Imho, guys playing ukelele is kinda homosexual... Not that there is necessarily anything wrong with that...

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